The 'Proper Aprés' Quarter-Zip

For the first time ever, we have made something for our formal snow society members. Our elegant (but still rips) quarter-zips. Coming in Heather White or Carbon Blue, The Proper Aprés allows our MSL Army to be bold in a room that might need a touch more high society.

Whether going to Clark's in Aspen or Harry's Bar in Zermatt, you can feel more buttoned up while still keeping the MSL heat.

We only have 15 of each color in stock. When they go, they go; and are wherever people are Aprés'ing this winter and nowhere else.

BUYERS BEWARE: wearing The Proper Aprés quarter-zip will attract a potential suitor with a higher net worth (or one hunting for a higher net worth), so if you are unable to financially commit to such a human, maybe head on back to the hoodies category.

Male Model: 5'11, extremely handsome and selfless, strums a guitar like John Mayer but treats women much better, eats Ramen routinely on Sunday nights, never tried the ones that Sabrina Carpenter was talking about – wearing size Large

Female Model: 5'6 and a half (big half), Size 0 in women's, pumped up about 2026, not pumped about the Male Model's band breaking up this year, is on a yacht in Catalina in the Summer's but won't tell us who's – wearing size Small

Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Lay flat to dry. Do not put in dryer and do not bleach. Gentle shrinking may occur if in dryer!